Rob Quarters Skit

What's the deal people, liston out to disaster T-Storm comin' at ya wit another hip hop spotlight,
Since the success of being a radio air personel from back in the day,
and later goin' on to release his debut album,
Ludacris has inspite,
other radio jobs to pursue careers in hip hop,
meet Rob Quarters,
a 62 year old air personel from WZZZ and Butts County, Georgia,
I was glad at the opportunity to holler at Mr. Quarters,
about his upcoming debut album and here's what he had to say:

(Rob Quarters talking)
Look, you're askin' why Rob Quarters,
why Rob Quarters a 62 year old muhfukn' G,
wanna make a album, thaz all,
Hey you know I been, I been thinkn' 'bout doin' this shit,
since back when I was 40,
So I figure "Hey, fuck it, I'mma go ahead and just do the dam thing,"
just go ahead n do the dam thing so,
here's the first single off my new album, 'Get Hard or Die Tryin'
y'all feel that feel that nigga,
hey, iz called 'Viagra Has Been Good to Me'
now feel that fukn',
hey, y'all holla back at a muhfuka,
and u know what im always sayn' nigga,
"If u can't earn no muhfukin' cents, u betta beg for the quarter."