Dammit Janet

Hey Janet
Yes Brad?
I've got something to say
Uh huh?
I really like the... skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Oh... oh, Brad

The river was deep but I swam it
Janet
The future is ours, so let's plan it
Janet
So please don't tell me to can it
Janet

I've got one thing to say and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it
Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it
Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it
Janet

I've got one thing to say and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
Oh Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
Oh Brad
That you met Mom and you know Dad
Oh Brad

I've got one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Oh Brad
Oh dammit
I'm mad
Oh Janet
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

And that's go see the man who began it
Janet
When we met in his science exam-it
Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic
Janet

Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you

Dammit Janet
Oh Brad, I'm mad
Dammit Janet
I love you