Santa Claus Is Smoking Reefer

Jim: yes, yes i have a very little secret we'd like to tell
Tom: and we think people to know about it
Jim: the snow will be falling
Tom: and the cats'll be ballin, yeah, theyll be knockin em selves out
Jim: know the reason why
Tom: why?
Jim: santa claus is smokin' reefer
Santa claus is smokin tea
Hes so high in the sky, stays loaded all the time
Come on down
Ken: hes got good stuff for the kiddies!
Tom: he's hip nowadays, not like my mother, my father
Jim: the kids are jivin
Tom: jolly fellow, hes that fellow
Jim: not the cat you think it is
Santy claus is lighting up to the hay