The Man With The Glooey Hands

Stuck together
You and me!
Always together!
Honey and bees
Forever and ever
Can you see?
We were meant to be
But you tried to leave
Stuck together!
It was easy to do
Always together!
New and improved
Together forever!
With hands of glue
The kind of glue that you can't remove!


My arms are good
But my hands are bad
I just want to stick them to your head!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Being alone is not for me
Not in america, the land of the free
Stuck together we'll always be
Ronald reagan, can you help me?

Oh no!
No one understands
Oh no!
Why there's glue on my hands
Oh no!
Come on over here
Oh no!
Can't you see there's nothing to fear?

Stuck together!
You won 't escape!
Always together!
It's too late!
Forever and ever
Accept your fate
Because my hands
Are stuck to your face


My arms are good
But my hands are bad
I'm a little bit crazy a little bit mad!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

My arms are good
But my hands are bad
I just want to stick them to your head!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Being alone is not for me
Not in america, the land of the free
Stuck together we'll always be
Ronald reagan, can you help me?

Oh no!
No one understands
Oh no!
Why there's glue on my hands
Oh no!
Come on over here
Oh no!
Can't you see there's nothing to fear?
Oh dear, oh dear
Ha haaaa!!!