Out Of Tune Song

Just an out of tune song for an out of tune day
I got home from work and i'm not good for anything
I guess i'll have a beer and play it anyway
Just an ordinary guy with a tangled up life
And dreams and emotions that take me by surprise
I don't know why my life hits me right between the eyes
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Needless to say, it's been another pointless day
But i thought i'd call you up and let you know
There's nothing on my mind but an out of tune song...

I'm an amoeba's grandson in a pair of blue jeans
If the world is a stage i must have got lost between scenes
I read the script but i've forgotten what it means
So i sit on my porch with a beat-up guitar
And i watch the girls as they wander past my yard
If they could see me barbeque i know i'd be a star

Chorus

Please don't get me wrong
I'm in no mood to complain
I can still feel the sun on my face
Standing in the rain

Just an out of tune song that i should forget
From one of those days when it's safer just to quit
Madmen and fools love to dig a bigger pit
So i sit on my porch and i howl at the moon
I've got this aching feeling that it's ending much too soon
If i could just get this song in tune

Chorus