Telephone (dial 555-tuna)

Now when i´m sick and tired and i´m far away from home
I need to hear your voice on the telephone
That´s just what i need to feel at home
No matter how far away i am, how bad i feel
`cause there´s no greater thrill in my life
Than to hear your sweet voice in my ear, it´s nice
It makes the miles apart not so far
Brings hope to me like a shining star

I get so tired out when i reach over and dial out
And all i get is the stupid machine it says
"i´m not at home right now
If you know what i mean
So if you will leave your name and number
Sometime i´ll give you a call back and if you don´t
I won´t make time for you no more, jack"

See i´m sick and tired of layin´ alone
I get these cold sweats when i´m far away from home
And if i could just hear your voice one more time
I might have a little inspiration to continue
My life in a way that i can that doesn´t seem
So destructive as i am but it´s ok if i don´t
Get you today, i´ll just listen to your
Answering machine ok fucked up piece of
Shit 30 seconds and i´m cut off
No return calls (once a week)