Bigamy

I'm gonna tell you 'bout a friend of mine
He got two women at the one time
It's bigamy
Oh it's bigamy

His name is Scrimmy and he's a ladies man
He gets as many women as he can
It's bigamy
Oh it's bigamy

Now Scrimmy thinks that he's a real player
But to his women it isn't fair
It's bigamy
Oh it's bigamy

I say "Now Scrim you gotta keep it real"
"Ain't nothing cool about playin the field"
It's bigamy
Oh it's bigamy

Scrimmy says "I'm gonna tell you again"
"I ain't got two women...I got two men!"
But it's still bigamy
Oh it's bigamy
Bigamyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy