Let Me Entertain You

Hey, it's a sellout
Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen, I would like to say hello
Are you ready for some entertainment?, Are you ready for a show?
Gonna rock you gonna roll you, get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you razzmatazz you, with a little bit of style

C'mon let me entertain you, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you, let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my body, I can show you some good merchandise
I'll pull you and I'll pill you, I'll Cruela-de-ville you
And to thrill you I'll use any device

We'll give you crazy performance, we'll give you grounds for divorce
We'll give you piece de resistance, and a tour de force
of course

We found the right location, got a lot of pretty lights
The sound and amplification listen
Hey if you need a fix, if you want a high, Stickells see to that
With Electra and EMI, We'll show you where it's at
So c'mon

Let me entertain you, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you, let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu ,we give you rock a la carte
We'll breakfast at Tiffany's, we'll sing to you in Japanese
We're only here to entertain you
If you want to see some action, you get nothing but the best
The S and M attraction, We've got the pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans, We get you on the line,
If you dig the New York scene
We'll have a son of a bitch of a time
C'mon, Let me entertain, let me entertain
Let me entertain you... tonight

(Hey where's my backstage pass)
(That was great)
(What an outrageous costume)
(Hey that Brian May is out of sight man)
(Not many not many)
(I've always wanted to be a groupie)