Love At First Fright

When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
All the things you said and did to your mom
I knew you were the only one, the only one for me
[pre-chorus]
Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight…
[chorus]
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

I’d love it if you’d spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,
So beautifully
Across your stomach it said “HELP ME”
I gotta know will you marry me
Captain Howdy
[(pre-chorus, chorus) x2]
When I saw you piss on the rug,
My heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
And on your stomach it says “HELP ME”
I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy